Mick, Jesse, and Taylor watched Kevin Smith's second installment in the True North trilogy: Yoga Hosers, which stars Johnny Depp, Kevin Smith, and their daughters Lily-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith and is the sequel to the movie Kevin Smith made on a dare.
Tits: 0
Canadian Jokes: 43
"Fellow Kids" Jokes: 21
Jesse
Jason Mewes
Canadian Jokes
Hello Fellow Kids
Mad Scientists= Bratzi
Terrible CGI
Johnny Depp/ Kevin Smith is big bad
Bratzis crash senior party.
Fight montage involving yoga poses
Excessive number of Kevin Smith/ Johnny Depp film references
Friendship is threatened then saved.
Mick
They never get to the party
Good at combat for some reason
Gratuitous Cameos
Stupid Canadian Jokes
We will see a Tim Horton's
Terrible CGI
This movie will not have a satisfying ending
The girls will end up with no boyfriends at the end because they don't need no man.
Inaccurate Yoga
Gratuitous Millenial Jokes
Taylor
The word "hashtag" will be said aloud.
Yoga positions will be sexualized or framed to look like sex
Two horribly dated 2016 "hit tracks" will be used that won't age well
The nazi's evil plan is only to take over Canada because they're so passive
Remarks about the US being Canada's big brother, or the US saving the day are made.
There are plastic-esque (Mean Girls) bitches as primary antagonist for the first 15 minutes.
They never get to the part. The party was in their hearts.
Saving the day makes them the coolest sophomores, every guy has 10k boners
They stop to Instagram/Vine (RIP) an interaction with the monsters.
Johnny Depp and Kevin Smith are in the movie (no parents, maybe Nazis.)
