Silly Damned Thing Anyhow

Reading some Hank Bukowski this Friday:

we tried to hide it in the house so that the neighbors wouldn’t see. it was difficult, sometimes we both had to be gone at once and when we returned there would be excrete and urine all about. it wouldn’t toilet train but it had the bluest eyes you ever saw and it ate everything we did and we often watched tv together. one evening we came home and it was gone. there was blood on the floor, there was a trail of blood. I followed it outside and into the garden and there in the brush it was, mutilated. there was a sign hung about its severed throat: “we don’t want things like this in our neighborhood.” I walked to the garage for a shovel. I told my wife, “don’t come out here.” then I walked back with the shovel and began digging. I sensed the faces watching me from behind drawn blinds. they had their neighborhood back, a nice quiet neighborhood with green lawns, palm trees, circular driveways, children, churches, a supermarket, etc. I dug into the earth.

we tried to hide it in the house so that the
neighbors wouldn’t see.
it was difficult, sometimes we both had to
be gone at once and when we returned
there would be excrete and urine all
about.
it wouldn’t toilet train
but it had the bluest eyes you ever
saw
and it ate everything we did
and we often watched tv together.

one evening we came home and it was
gone.
there was blood on the floor,
there was a trail of blood.
I followed it outside and into the garden
and there in the brush it was,
mutilated.
there was a sign hung about its severed
throat:
“we don’t want things like this in our
neighborhood.”

I walked to the garage for a shovel.
I told my wife, “don’t come out here.”
then I walked back with the shovel and
began digging.
I sensed
the faces watching me from behind
drawn blinds.

they had their neighborhood back,
a nice quiet neighborhood with green
lawns, palm trees, circular driveways, children,
churches, a supermarket, etc.

I dug into the earth.