Cover Your Torso With ALSO THAT Shirts

This is just a screenshot. You need to go to teepublic.com to actually buy one.

This is just a screenshot. You need to go to teepublic.com to actually buy one.

I've got four different designs up right now. You can get them in a variety of colors and styles. Tank tops even, for those of you who hate sleeves. 

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Just in time for Christmas, they're on sale for the next three days, so you should buy one now at a discount.

Seriously, buy one. It's cold out and you should really put a shirt on.

Keep The World From Seeing Your Nipples

For some reason, the human nipple is extremely offensive to the innocent bystander and can only be revealed in special circumstances.

However, I've got just the ticket to keep you from letting the world see your headlights-

Ooooooh....Ahhhh....