Mick and Willie Go to an Art Gallery

Mick Theebs and painter Willie Scaife hopped in the car and went to a gallery opening in Greenwich, CT, whose chief exports include polo shirts, hedge fund managers, and boat shoes. Once they reached the brand new Isabella Garrucho Fine Art Gallery, they were met with warm welcomes and overflowing cups of wine.

Isabella with some of the work on display in her new gallery.

Though the gallery is new, Isabella is far from a novice. She's a seasoned art dealer with several decades of experience. Feel free to stop by their location in Greenwich and see what they've got hanging.

Visit their website here.  

Mick took some photos of the reception to document the experience. Check them out below: 

Colleen Blackard- Fluid Lives

You may remember Colleen from Greenpoint Open Studios. She has graciously agreed to share more of her intricate creations here on ALSO THAT as September's guest poster. This series is part of a new collection called the "Abandoned Series". Learn more in her artist's statement below:

Sunken Depths

Colleen Blackard combines natural, celestial and man-made elements in occasionally surreal compositions that explore light, memory, consciousness and change. Her signature style uses continuous, circular, intersecting lines to create a luminosity that clarifies the subject and gives life to every detail. Whether in ballpoint pen, archival marker or ink washes, she is constantly pushing the envelope on the types of atmospheres and effects she creates with these dynamic lines and the light between.
Currently, she is creating the “Abandoned Series” to discover the light within her experiences of sibling rivalry, heartbreak, and loneliness through the trials of an abandoned barn. These dramatic scenes can be interpreted through a variety of perspectives, ranging from the very real dangers of global warming to personal responses to the constantly shifting changes and conflicts of our modern fluid lives.

-CB

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SOTW: Shit Job

Gary goes in for a job interview. A bathroom mishap ruins everything... OR DOES IT? featuring Jake Regal, Jennifer DeFilippo, Joel Spence, Tammy Minoff, and Michael Etzrodt written and directed by Kevin Oeser photographed by Lawson Deming

Interview tip: Invite the hiring manager to admire the massive shit you took. It will impress him and force him to offer you a job. 

NTWON: WolfCop

As fall approaches, it only makes sense to spotlight a crazy horror movie like WolfCop. WolfCop is a movie that falls into a class of its own, as there are plenty of comedic moments coupled with scenes of brutal depravity. Following in the footsteps of other comedy-horrors like The Evil Dead and Shaun of the DeadWolfCop flies off the rails about halfway through its brief 70 minute run-time. 

Here Comes The Fuzz!!!!! NOW AVAILABLE ON DVD AND BLU-RAY http://www.WOLFCOP.com It's not unusual for alcoholic cop Lou Garou to black out and wake up in unfamiliar surroundings, but lately things have taken a strange turn. Crime scenes seem oddly familiar. Lou's senses are heightened, and when the full moon is out, he's a rage-fueled werewolf.

WolfCop starts slow as they hammer the point home that the main character, Lou Garou, is possibly the worst cop in America. For reasons that are left unrevealed, he is in a constant state of drunkenness. Don't expect to have any questions answered in this movie. Just let the absurdity overtake you as the chaos unfolds.

It should be noted (and viewers should be warned) that there is some extremely graphic violence and body horror in this movie. One particularly notable scene depicts possibly the most terrifyingly realistic transformation sequence ever filmed. There's also plenty of relatively mundane human on human violence peppered in as well to remind viewers that we don't need to be werewolves to mutilate each other. 

Much of the humor lies in the absurd visual gag of a werewolf dressed in a police officer's uniform doing everyday tasks like driving a car, getting laid, and shooting bad guys. Cinematically, there are many call backs to the old-school horror movies along with more modern classics. The quick cuts are especially reminiscent of Edgar Wright's visual style.

On the whole, WolfCop is a movie to watch with some good friends and strong drinks. Sometimes you'll be laughing at a joke and other times you'll be laughing because you don't know how else to process your deep discomfort. It's an absurd descent into madness that's good for a couple of laughs. 

SOTW: The Salad Mixxxer

In a 1960s-era informercial for an electric vibrating salad tossing device that, unbeknownst to the host, might have a dual purpose. SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/AdultSwimSubscribe About Adult Swim: Adult Swim is your late-night home for animation and live-action comedy. Enjoy some of your favorite shows, including Robot Chicken, Venture Bros., Tim and Eric, Aqua Teen, Childrens Hospital, Delocated, Metalocalypse, Squidbillies, and more.

Billy Mays would have made a killing with this one. 

Evolfo- Last of the Acid Cowboys

Last weekend, Mick talked with Matthew Gibbs, Rafferty Swink, and Kai Sorensen of the Garage-Soul band Evolfo about their new EP,  Last of the Acid Cowboys.

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MT: How did you guys get your start?


MG: I started the band in College. We were all living in Boston, going to school living in and around Allston, Brighton, and Brookline. I wanted a band where we could play glammy funk and soul and do house partys and basement shows and things. And we did. And we had a good time. And I tricked them into thinking it was super casual. I knew I wanted to demand a lot of time of everyone and I think everyone was having a good enough time that they bought into it.

MT: Can you guys attest to that?

R: Yeah! I met Matt through my first roommate's boyfriend's cousin was Matt's roommate. And he was the first drummer in the band while I was in the band. They were our next door neighbors, so we started hanging out our freshman year.

K: I think it's funny because we each have our own story meeting Matt and coming into Evolfo. And mine was an invitation from Rafferty to come jam. I knew Rafferty cause I lived down the hall from him. I was 23 at the time while these guys were 18, and I'd hang out with Rafferty and hook him up with beer and vodka and the next thing I knew I was at a rehearse with a trumpet and the rest was sealed.

MT: So what about the other guys? Were they shanghaied into joining the band as well?

R: The core of the group was brought together pretty quickly. We did a recording session as a quartet without horns, then the next month we booked a gig and Matt got the horns and that was pretty much when we came together. It's been a rotating cast over the last five years we've been a band.

MT: A seven man band is a large group. Are there any challenges that come with having so many people collaborate at once? Are there any advantages? 

R: It was bigger at one point. We used to have a percussionist and sometimes a four or five man horn section. Sometimes Matt would invite other guitars as well and so there would be a bunch of people on stage.

M: Long story short 12 people was the maximum on stage at the same time.

R: That being said, it's not as if all 12 of those people are contributing to the actual music writing. In the beginning it was basically all Matt. On the first EP, he wrote all but 2 songs. As we've gotten older, we've gotten more collaborative. I think we're still trying to make it more of a group thing, cause with the Acid Cowboy stuff it was mostly Matt and I writing the songs and we'd bring it to the full band and arrange it together and I think we're trying to get it where everyone is contributing at the same time, but yeah, it's hard.

K: Yeah, they've shared like 95% of the song writing. What I think is really cool is for someone like me, who's a total rookie at song writing, is that there's an open environment to bring in an idea and hash it out. It might turn into something and it might not, but you never know. I think it's really important to have that.

R: Ideally, I think everyone in the band is making music. Sometimes it's for Evolfo and sometimes it's not. Everyone is just creating and I think that creates a good atmosphere because everyone around you is doing stuff and that makes you want to do stuff.

M: I would say that it's a huge advantage. 

MT: You guys describe yourselves at Garage-Soul. Can you go into detail about what defines this genre and possibly name some other acts that would fall under such a category?

MG: King Khan and the Shrines are definitely a current band that carry the torch. I think King Khan would absolutely hate my guts, but I love his show. As far as other influences, The Seeds, The Sonics are sort of the old-school rock influences.

R: Even The Stooges in a way.

MG: The only thing I struggle with in that respect is I want the 4 horn section, which you don't see much in groups like that. That's where I think you see more Soul than Garage. 

T: I think when we started the process, we had a vibe and aesthetic in mind. We liked the blown-out lo-fi thing and I think we've stayed true to what we've grown up on. I love to just keep the dance going, and maybe that's the Soul part, and the Garage is more the badass metal-rock thing.  It's just a really cool combination that's emerged from the combination of the seven of us.

MT: The new EP The Last of the Acid Cowboys has a different sound from your other works, in that it has a more somber, bluesier sound to it compared to the more upbeat funkiness of other songs, like "Wild Man". Can you guys talk about the direction you are moving in creatively?

MG: I think we just want to tell more stories. The songs I was writing earlier on, I didn't feel like I was writing songs, I felt more like I was writing a cool groove and saying “let's play this until a song pops out”. Now, I feel much more imaginative, like I'm writing stories instead. I don't want to be stuck, since we're not beholden to anyone at this point. So, we're still crafting our story and what makes people interested in our band. I want to tell stories and I want to be dark and crazy and wanted to move away from the groove writing.

R: I think that ties into the idea of genre. In the beginning, it felt like we were letting the idea of genre and our instrumentation affect the songs we were writing. We were saying “Oh, because we have horns we need songs that sound like James Brown,” when actually, we can do whatever the fuck we want. Like Matt said, we're just trying to take the song writing aspect more seriously and making that more of a unified aesthetic. 

K: We've headed into a more genuine direction. I think we're staring down the barrel of whatever a music career means today. It was an important departure for us. At the end of the day, the creativity and imagination and whatever we're doing for ourselves is for an audience. When it's genuine at its core, it will be received better in a long term.

MT: You guys keep using the word story. Is this a concept album?

MG: Yeah, I would say so.

MT: Based on what's written about you guys in press releases, it seems like you all approach your work with serious creative intention. Can you all go into detail into how songs come together both musically and lyrically? Is there any kind of message behind your music?

MG: It goes along with the lines of what I was saying before: we're not beholden to anyone. I feel like I can get imaginative and that's really liberating. I can write a story. We can write about whatever the fuck we want, and that makes me really excited. Raff and I realized we can draw from other influences like other great songwriters and right now we're interested in Western stuff and folk and Americana as well as funk and soul and blues. The creative process got more focused by becoming more broad. By drawing more influences, we were able to decide what we really wanted to do.

R: I agree with that. Instead of broadening, I think it's more like not limiting yourself. I think before we were limiting ourselves to writing songs in the first person where the narrator of the song is the singer. We did that for a long time. We played a lot of gigs for a lot of years before we went back to the studio and I think over that time we got tired of that. We just realized that if we stopped limiting ourselves in this little box of what songs we think we're supposed to create.

K: For me, I think it's been a process of uneducating myself. I did 8 years of music in college. And so originally, creatively, I was bringing in charts and feeling like you have to go to a certain chord. Through the help of these guys and listening to other things, this idea of doing whatever the hell you want is really important to the creative process. And Rafferty, I think you've been telling me this for a while now, but you need to write so much more than you think you need to because only a little bit of that is going to stick to the wall. And that's so important to our group and our process.

MT: What words of advice do you have for aspiring artists?

K: Climb through all the BS. It's so important just to put yourself out there and make the experience happen. Take the gig. I've taken a lot of trumpet gigs and through that I've realized there are a few gigs I would never do again. But I learned about myself and my art through those experiences. So my advice for anybody is to gain experiences. 

MG: Don't be afraid that you're annoying people. I think I lost so many opportunities because I was afraid I was bothering someone.  Being self-conscious has no place on the stage. It has no place in an industry that relies on you giving your music to people. You gotta be ready to entertain. I want to entertain people. I don't want to make people pay for a ticket and then make them wish they spent their money on beer. So I'm not afraid to annoy people.

R: For musicians, trust your ear. Think about what you like and what you think sounds good. That's one of the most helpful things you can do for yourself. If it sounds good, it sounds good. Noone can tell you. There's all these rules, but at the end of the day most of the people who stand out are those who learn the rules and then disregard them. If you just trust yourself and trust your head, you can save yourself a lot of time. 

Evolfo's Official Music Video for the hit song "Wild Man" off of their debut EP The Food Of Love! Check out Evolfo music and more at: http://www.evolfo.com Music Video created by Screaming Shih-Tzu Productions.

Helen Brechlin: Alternative Narrative

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Recently, ALSO THAT regular Helen Brechlin made her grand return to the United States from a six week stint in Beijing, China serving as the Artist in Residence at the Inside-Out Art Museum. She was kind enough to answer some questions about her experience and share the work that she created there.

Follow Helen on Instagram here. 

Visit her website here.

Visit the museum's website here.

MT: How did you land this Artist in Residence Role in Beijing?

HB: At the end of my senior year at MassArt the chair of the Painting Department Chair had set up an amazing opportunity for the graduating seniors. All could apply by the a certain date and be considered to receive a one month residency at the Inside-Out Art Museum in Beijing, China! I quickly wrote my statement and sent along my additional images and resume. After some time I received the incredible news that I was the chosen student and I could choose a month between October and April to go on this fantastic journey.

 MT: Was the change in your surroundings reflected in your work?

HB: Absolutely! Residencies are great because they give an artist time to focus on their work without many worries beyond, “What am I going to paint today?” Part of this residency was having the city impact my work. There would be no point to being in such a unique city like Beijing if was making the same work I did back in Boston. This change manifested itself in an intense shift in my color palette. I typically used a very muted color palette, but in Beijing the color exploded. The concept of these paintings was centered on the idea of a nature in and surrounding the city reclaiming the land in a post-human world. These “Snap Shots,” as I’ve been calling them, are glimpses into this alternative narrative. Everything is slightly askew, the colors are acidic, nothing feels what we would describe as natural, which I wanted to reflect as the permanent impact of pollution in Beijing.


MT: Were there any challenges in bridging the communication barrier?

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HB: The short answer is yes. I was only able to pick-up on two words, hello, nĭ hăo, and thank you, xiè xiè. This made traveling beyond the confines of the museum a little difficult, but not impossible. Everyone at the museum was extremely welcoming, warm, and beyond helpful. Many of them spoke English, so I only had to worry when I went into the city. I had a very handy guide book written by the Lonely Planet (which I highly recommend!!) so I mostly stuck to restaurants and sites that were described in the book, and used the map that came with it. that map became a new fixture in my pocket. Beijing is a very safe city. I became versed in the universal sign language of the world. I could pull out my map point to landmark on it and even though we couldn’t understand each other the person I was asking for would gesture towards the general way I should be going. The biggest challenge was ordering food at restaurants not in the book. One specific time I went into a restaurant that had a large picture menu. It was the first time I had gone out completely alone in a place without an English menu and they were not used to seeing tourists. I pointed to something on the menu frazzled by the waiter standing over me waiting for me to order. When my food arrived it was a bowl
full of spicy peppers and scallions to increase the flavor with very little meat along with the
customary hot water to drink, and no rice. After a painful ten minutes, a very kind waitress came over with rice. She seemed to know that I didn’t know what I had ordered.

MT: Did you notice any cultural differences in how your work was regarded?

HB: I think the main difference was that everyone was positive? It’s hard to say. I couldn’t talk to everyone about my work, and I found most people to be polite. So, if they had something negative to say, or even constructive criticism, it was kept to themselves. This is also being compared to my previous experience inside a college studio class, where the point is to receive feedback to push further, while in Beijing I was mostly on my own.

MT: What was the biggest take-away from the entire experience? Would you do it all again somewhere else? If so, where and why?

HB: Besides thoroughly enjoying Beijing and the amazing cuisine and sites, my biggest take away was my individual growth throughout the experience. Knowing when to ask for help, and knowing that you can survive on your own in a city that you don’t speak the language or know much about in general was invaluable. I feel stronger than I was before the residency. I would absolutely go on another residency like this one. Traveling is a huge interest for me and ideally I would like to go everywhere, so this is a hard choice! My top two would be either France, a home of great painters, beautiful views and of course amazing art historical sites; or Japan, a bustling country that also has historically great painters, views and sites, plus I’ve always wanted to see the Golden Temple!


MT: Do you have any words of advice for aspiring artists?

HB: Try it all! I think I held back a little while I was in Beijing, and I wish I could change that. When I did step out of my comfort zone (which was a huge portion of the trip) it was extremely rewarding. I think this applies to even your hometown area. Try something and don’t let hesitation and fear get the best of you, it’s something we all fight with, so don’t think you’re alone.
Also, do a drawing a day.

SOTW: This is Not Happening- Sears Bombing

When Jim Breuer prank called the Sears he worked at as former Libyan Prime Minister Muammar al-Gaddafi, his coworker took him much more seriously than he expected. Watch full episodes of This Is Not Happening now: http://on.cc.com/1PRvrE8 This Is Not Happening premieres February 23 at 12:30a/11:30c on Comedy Central.

Comedy Central runs a storytelling special called This Is Not Happening that features all kinds of big names. This is one of Mick's favorites so far.

The One Percent

There exists a plethora of full length films and documentaries on Youtube all exploring a range of voices and perspectives. Created by Jamie Johnson, heir to the Johnson and Johnson fortune, it affords viewers an examination of wealth inequality through the eyes of those that benefit most from it.

Jamie Johnson, a 27-year-old heir to the Johnson and Johnson pharmaceutical fortune. Johnson, who made the Emmy®-nominated HBO documentary Born Rich, here sets his sights on exploring the political, moral and emotional rationale.

There exists a plethora of full length films and documentaries on Youtube all exploring a range of voices and perspectives. Created by Jamie Johnson, heir to the Johnson and Johnson fortune, it affords viewers an examination of wealth inequality through the eyes of those that benefit most from it.

Johnson works to keep things objective as he interviews family members, close friends, and other members of the elite, sometimes compromising their income in the process. Warren Buffett's granddaughter Nicole Buffett was disowned by her notoriously guarded grandfather for her participation in this documentary. 

The interviewee's reactions ranged from deep discomfort, to indignant outrage, to naked entitlement, to near apology. Most fascinatingly is the focus on Jamie's father, who refuses at every turn to participate in the documentary in spite of the fact that when he was Jamie's age, he worked on a documentary about apartheid.

On the whole, this documentary serves to illustrate how those on the other half feel about their position without any kind of overt condemnation. Viewers are allowed to draw their own conclusions from the impressive list of people interviewed, who each have their own unique perspectives on their wealth and their place in the world.  

Watch the full documentary below:

This 80-minute documentary focuses on the growing "wealth gap" in America, as seen through the eyes of filmmaker Jamie Johnson, a 27-year-old heir to the Johnson & Johnson pharmaceutical fortune.

NTWON: Jane the Virgin

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Normally, Mick watches manly shows and movies about manly men solving problems in a manly way- usually through bare-knuckle boxing matches or, if there's really something to be sorted out, an explosion that he doesn't look back at.

This month, however, he's exploring his feminine side and branching out by watching Jane the Virgin.

Uploaded by WCCB Television on 2014-06-12.

Jane the Virgin is, at its heart, a parody of telenovelas while also being a telenovela. Centering in on the titular Jane, it's a story about how she became impregnated through gross negligence and incompetence. Of course, her life is thrown into chaos and she has to navigate one crisis to the next.

This show is a solid blend of laughing with and at. There are some characters that bring genuine laughs every time they grace the screen. Sometimes the absurdity of the lines/scenes/ the fact that many people had to greenlight what was happening creates a laugh of its own.

This isn't to say that there aren't flaws. The narrator can be particularly grating as the audience is assumed to have the memory and situational awareness of a goldfish. Some of the characters are just the worst and not in a love-to-hate-them kind of way, but more like a this-show-show-would-be-so-much-better-without-them kind of way. Episodes can feel a lot longer than the 45 minute run time, mostly because of how much is happening

You see, there are a million different plot threads branching out in all directions with Jane at the periphery of many of them. There's so much jumping around in this show that it makes Game of Thrones look like Cast Away.

Overall, Jane the Virgin is a really fun show to watch, especially in the company of friends in order share laughs in the good moments and eyerolls in the... ahem less believable ones. 

State of Transformation -Ken Tackett

Ken Tackett's work is a blend of the cartoonish and macabre. His work is both an exploration of anatomy and a reminder of the frailty of the human form.  Ken displays a remarkable range of technique and maintains a cohesive aesthetic throughout his body of work.

 
My work primarily focuses on figures in a state of transformation or flux. Biological anatomy and hybridization is used in the execution of the work.
— KT
 

CXL

In 140 characters or less,
describe what it feels like
to hold a newborn baby in your arms.

Turn the camera around and raise it high
to get a good angle as you take a selfie
with the wrinkled turnip-like subhuman.

Instagram the new life and reap a bounty
of likes and comments in a flurry
of hashtags like #blessed, #newborn, and #adulting.

In 140 characters or less,
describe the black bottomless pit of grief and guilt
and the fall of Eden. 

Set up a Go-Fund-Me to cover funeral costs
and collect a second harvest of words of encouragement
and “good vibes” being send your way.

Create a Facebook event for the memorial service and watch
as an army of blue thumbs pointing skyward accumulates
as the majority of attendees RSVP “Maybe”.

In 140 characters or less,
wonder if you have a soul, or
if your very existence is as ephemeral as the wind
and that any bit of documentation is another piece of you
immortalized in a string of 1's and 0's
thumbing their noses at entropy.

Watch as the retweets and likes pile
at your feet like the spoils of Troy
and wonder what's going to happen
when your battery dies.

SOTW: The Batman (A Tommy Wiseau Film)

If Tommy Wiseau wrote, directed, and starred in a Batman movie...it would be a really interesting Batman movie. Jake Torpey as Tommy Wiseau/Batman Special appearance by Zac MacKrell as The Riddler With the voice of Chad Ruhle TWITTER: https://twitter.com/patrickhwillems FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/patrickhwillems TUMBLR: http://patrickhwillems.tumblr.com/ INSTAGRAM: http://instagram.com/patrickhwillems

The Batman we need, but don't deserve. 

Taylor Reviews: Suicide Squad

It feels good to be bad...Assemble a team of the world's most dangerous, incarcerated Super Villains, provide them with the most powerful arsenal at the government's disposal, and send them off on a mission to defeat an enigmatic, insuperable entity. U.S.

Suicide Squad is a movie released in a state unlike any film I’ve seen before, and I mean that earnestly. Years from now, I will point to what will probably be known as the “theatrical release” (in hushed tones) in order the showcase exactly why editors deserve to be paid more money, or perhaps given more time than whatever was afforded to whoever painstakingly worked on this botched cinematic experience.

Warner Brother’s Suicide Squad follows a rag-tag group of DC’s most interesting rogues gallery and C-tier villains (read: almost entirely from Batman’s universe) as they’re assembled as a black ops group. This group serves to perform behind-the-scenes missions deemed too “gray-area” or dangerous for any members of, say, the Justice League. The “bad guys” have to be cajoled into the roles through promises of shorter prison sentences or increased visiting rights for their families. Just to make sure, they’re rendered obedient by their handling government agency through use of what’s effectively a grenade collar while out in the field.

That’s the premise on paper at least – to fight villainy with villainy. Suicide Squad instead finds the team tasked with taking out an ancient power by utilizing entirely heroic and documented means – which leaves the viewer asking why Wonder Woman, Batman, or the Flash (the latter two actually being in the film besides) can’t save the day from the now-cliché giant trash vortex in the sky. I’d have added that Superman could have saved the day, but the movie takes a good minute of screen time to remind you that in this cinematic universe he is dead, and definitely not coming back.

As much as I would love to hand wave this movie away as a “mindless summer action flick,” I find it impossible to do so. At least in Batman Vs Superman, or even Suckerpunch, the visual spectacle was persistent, engaging and digestible. Sure, in those movies the monsters are green-screened to heck, but the punches seem to have weight and the character designs are good, right? But the best thing that Suicide Squad had going for it on the onset was its really unique and beautiful art style I can only refer to as “Erratic Neon,” which it finds itself almost immediately ditched after the “music-video style” introductions and flashbacks of every character in the squad has concluded. The film features an entire underwater sequence that’s indecipherable, as murky water and poor lighting leaves no hints as to what is happening to who or how. The only time dismal broken concrete and rebar vistas are swapped out for different set pieces is when it’s for ‘generic dimly lit bar’ or ‘stock-photo abandoned business office skyscraper’ interior.

The movie is decently acted: Viola Davis commands the scenes she helms, Will Smith succeeds as being Will Smith, Jai Courtney gives a few laughs - but its dialogue is just so poorly written and disjointed. I honestly felt that Leto’s attempt at The Joker fell flat, but it’s hard to like any version of the Joker written to be “grim and realistic” and “flashy gangster” and “cartoonishly insane.” Leto’s Joker is pulled in too many directions, and that leads to the comparisons to Ledger’s 2008 gritty and believably anarchistic version of the character likely to never swing in Leto’s performances favor.

One of the most glaring problems with the film is the existence of a character created solely to be stuffed into the fridge (If you aren’t familiar with the trope, it refers to “any character who is targeted by an antagonist who has them killed off, abused […] for the sole purpose of affecting another character, motivating them to take action - taken from TvTropes.com). I had to look up the character in question, “Slipknot”, as his name and power are only mentioned once in passing, in the film. Slipknot is introduced well after the rest of the characters are already mingling together before the once and once the character has established a single second of screen-time, he then proceeds to immediately punch an unarmed woman in the face, unprovoked, “because she had a mouth” and isn’t seen again until he speaks two lines and dies by his handler activating the collar. If the audience paid no attention to the fact that Slipknot is missing from every single trailer and piece of marketing for the film, then it probably became obvious that the instant the character arrives to no fast-paced and engaging neon flashback/character card that he is bound to die “in order to show the stakes.” Instead of doing so, Slipknot, who we didn’t know or even empathize with at all, dies an entirely predictable death to thinly give the impression that any of the rest of the characters we are actually (supposed to be) invested in could be taken at any minute.

Suicide Squad is full of strange decisions like this. A helicopter crashes when the squad enters the terrorized city, but not a single person dies and it doesn’t actually serve the plot in any way. Characters pull out their weapons to join a firefight, but the editing makes it look like they don’t join the fray for another good minute, causing any agency in them joining the melee to evaporate by the time they actually start fighting. Continuously, characters forget the fact that they are fitted with the blast collars and are only reigned back in when one of their handlers re-explains it. One of the last spoken lines of the film is a character (insultingly) explaining the plan, which is already 95% complete, to the audience.

These mistakes and blatant continuity errors drown out the few truly beautiful moments there are; Harley Quinn and the Joker sharing an actually intimate scene in the Ace Chemical Factory is beautifully directed and edited and their “embrace” will stick with me for a long time to come. A very quick scene where Harley is separated from the rest of the group and allowed to show true emotion, before just as instantly steeling herself away and going back to sadistically upbeat when the others return show Margot Robbie bringing real characterization to what was otherwise edited and written to be a mobile pair of spandex shorts. The first sequence of June Moone transitioning to the Enchantress, shown by June extending her hand only for a shadowy mirror version of the same hand appear underneath and interlock her fingers, and as the camera spins upside down the shadow version takes over is completely and utterly hypnotizing.

It’s a wonder what kind of state the film will be in when it come out in the inevitable “Directors Cut” and “Original Version” of the film come out on DVD in the coming months. The haphazard music editing, Joker’s second act disappearance and jilted dialogue can perhaps be fixed with “45 minutes of bonus content” but until then theater-goers are left with a summer (anti) hero film that’s honestly just a jumbled mess of an edit.

3/10


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TAYLOR RAJ OPERATES A TV STUDIO AND CAN'T ENJOY MOVIES SINCE HE LEARNED CINEMATOGRAPHY. HE'S SCARED ONE DAY HIS SKELETON WILL ESCAPE. YOU CAN FIND HIS INANE RAMBLING AT @TAYLORR37

SOTW: Humans Need Not Apply

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The future looks...bright?